Holy crap you must've missed a lot of FPS masterpieces..!
What genres do you like then?
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RPGs, 3D platformers.
How much dicks can a dick dick if a dick could dick dicks?
As many times as someone could be a dick to Dick Cheney.
Wanna go to a strip club?
Nah, I'd let you have all the girls to yourself.
LOL, that's what I like to hear.
Wanna rob a bank and then we spend the money on some heavy drugz?
Nah, I'd rather stay clean than risk being in prison.
If you wanna get high, I heard that you can get high from stiffing your own poop fumes.
They won't rape my butt in prison....I got butt armor! it's the shits.
Bleach or Acid?
Not willing to answer that.
Condoms or no condoms?
Learn 2 spell. It's "Condomz".
Condomz are for little biatches so no condomz.
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
OOOOH! Tough one...I would bang all of em!
1.Blondes
2.Redheads
3.Brunettes
Favorite pornstars?
I don't even know the names!
I just FAP FAP FAP.
Which of the following girls would you bang, in order?
Blonde white girls, brunette white girls, redhead white girls, blonde ebony girls, brunette ebony girls, redhead ebony girls, blonde latina girls, brunette latina girls, and redhead latina girls
ALL OF EM IN THE SAME TIME, YEAAAH!
Do you like b-movies?
Bewb movies?
Hell yeah!
No, I meant b-movies of the "so-bad-it's-good" kind of movies, such as the Syfy Channel's Original Movies (i.e. Sharknado)
I'm more into games that are so bad that they are good instead of movies cuz why the heck not!?
Whatever floats (or sinks) your boat.
Alrighty cowboy, let me AXE you a question?
Gunz or melee weaponz?
Whichever one causes more damage.
Godamn spiked baseball bat is kewl!
Chaingun arm or Chainsaw arm?
Why not both?
Left arm: Chainsaw
Right arm: Chaingun
FUCKING BADASS!!
I meant combine the chainsaw and the chaingun into one weapon.
Something like this would be teh secks!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiRnzD9UoAEsAyh.jpg
The chainsaw will be mounted on top of the chaingun, and the chaingun will shoot mini-chainsaw bullets. The combo-weapon will also have TRON lines that glow like a lightsaber.
And you can duel-wield it as well!
What about the weapon in the picture my man?!
Not badass enough for my standards.
I'd totally cut my arm for it.
Good luck with that.
Whaaa?
I'm not cutting my arm off for anything unless I have no other choice.
That's lame.
I need moar questions!
Badass fight scenes or porn?
Jeffay
Oh man, that blows!
What FPS games have you played then?
TheGamechanger
Never played a FPS in my life and don't intend to.