*Kicks your ass*
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
- Level:
- 50
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- Police Officer
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*Sends you to a brothel*
*teleports you to a desert*
*Kills Jar Jar Binks*
*Calls Nathan Drake*
*Calls Master Chief"
*Calls Lara Croft*
* Calls Samus Aran*
*Calls Mr-X*
*Calls Dr. Strange*
*Breaks your phone*
*Steals your phone and calls Hatsune Miku*
*Spills Lasagna on your face*
*Has a succubus sit on you*
I quit.
Didn't you say earlier that you wanted to use this as your user icon?
http://www.flylanddesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/Undead-Gunslinger-465.jpg
Yeah but it looks lame when it's 60x60.
Sup ?
Found this in your sig and decided to click on it,browsed through a few pages and yeah..it's...uh interesting.
Can I join this embarrassing and terrifying adventure ?
The more the merrier!
I'm barely managed to hold off the same unrelenting army from Hell all by myself, so yes more are welcome to join me!
*gets back in my bunker as I use an EMP on the enemy troops*
Okay.
*puts on Power Armor and creates Thompson M1921 firing the massive .45 ACP round at the rate of up to 1500 rounds per minute*
*hears a dreadful noise behind me*
AW HELL NO, NOT HIM, ANYTHING BUT THAT BASTARD!
Who is it ? Mario ?
Anyway,I'm going to build a badass hunting rifle but I need Caliber .243 Win., 6,5x55 SE, .270 Win., 7x64, .30-06 Spr., .308 Win., 8x57 JS, 9,3x62
Magazine 4
Trigger Fine tuned trigger with set trigger
Stock synthetic stock with polymer inlays
If we put all these part together.....:
Overall Length 1.115 mm (43,9")
Barrel Length 560 mm (22")
Weight 3,36 kg (7,4 lbs)
IT'S AGENT SMITH FROM THE MATRIX!
*Recruits him*
Then......
*Fixes your broken caps button*
My caps lock wasn't broken, I was just yelling! ...you do realise that Agent Smith is evil?
We'll make him a hero...have you found the parts I asked for ?
Nope. We're going to have to raid an enemy's base for them.
Which enemy should we raid first?
Solid Snake's base..he should have the parts.
He may not be a villain but maybe we can NICELY ask him for the parts..?
I walk up the Solid Snake and clocks him unconscious.
*takes the necessary parts*
Oh look, here comes a pissed off Raiden!
I told you NICELY changer..NICELY.
*blows up Raiden with a grenade*
Ah great...It's Venom Snake and Big Boss...
*reverse-engineers a Metal Gear and uses it as a getaway vehicle*
Get on!
We are being chased by Darth Vader's clone on a motorcycle!
*Shoots Kylo Ren off the motorcycle*
Watch out ! It's a dead end !
*We fall off the cliff and land in a sea of chocolate pudding*
Ummm, I don't think I want to know what kind of creature either needs to eat this amount of chocolate pudding, nor do I want to know what kind of creatures live in it.
No problem.
*gives you jet pack*
*I put on a jet pack and reach the top*
Shit,I think we lost the parts when we crashed..or did we ?
Yep, we lost the parts. Since it's chocolate pudding they should all be floating on the surface.
ChaingunSnake
Cool,now my dick is bigger.
TheGamechanger
*Kicks you in the groin again*