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TheGamechanger
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!

Age 30, Male

Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)

Joined on 4/8/14

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Cool,now my dick is bigger.

*Kicks you in the groin again*

*Kicks your ass*

*Sends you to a brothel*

*teleports you to a desert*

*Kills Jar Jar Binks*

*Calls Nathan Drake*

*Calls Master Chief"

*Calls Lara Croft*

* Calls Samus Aran*

*Calls Mr-X*

*Calls Dr. Strange*

*Breaks your phone*

*Steals your phone and calls Hatsune Miku*

*Spills Lasagna on your face*

*Has a succubus sit on you*

I quit.

Didn't you say earlier that you wanted to use this as your user icon?
http://www.flylanddesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/Undead-Gunslinger-465.jpg

Yeah but it looks lame when it's 60x60.

Sup ?
Found this in your sig and decided to click on it,browsed through a few pages and yeah..it's...uh interesting.

Can I join this embarrassing and terrifying adventure ?

The more the merrier!

I'm barely managed to hold off the same unrelenting army from Hell all by myself, so yes more are welcome to join me!

*gets back in my bunker as I use an EMP on the enemy troops*

Okay.
*puts on Power Armor and creates Thompson M1921 firing the massive .45 ACP round at the rate of up to 1500 rounds per minute*

*hears a dreadful noise behind me*

AW HELL NO, NOT HIM, ANYTHING BUT THAT BASTARD!

Who is it ? Mario ?

Anyway,I'm going to build a badass hunting rifle but I need Caliber .243 Win., 6,5x55 SE, .270 Win., 7x64, .30-06 Spr., .308 Win., 8x57 JS, 9,3x62
Magazine 4
Trigger Fine tuned trigger with set trigger
Stock synthetic stock with polymer inlays
If we put all these part together.....:
Overall Length 1.115 mm (43,9")
Barrel Length 560 mm (22")
Weight 3,36 kg (7,4 lbs)

IT'S AGENT SMITH FROM THE MATRIX!

*Recruits him*
Then......
*Fixes your broken caps button*

My caps lock wasn't broken, I was just yelling! ...you do realise that Agent Smith is evil?

We'll make him a hero...have you found the parts I asked for ?

Nope. We're going to have to raid an enemy's base for them.

Which enemy should we raid first?

Solid Snake's base..he should have the parts.
He may not be a villain but maybe we can NICELY ask him for the parts..?

I walk up the Solid Snake and clocks him unconscious.

*takes the necessary parts*

Oh look, here comes a pissed off Raiden!

I told you NICELY changer..NICELY.
*blows up Raiden with a grenade*
Ah great...It's Venom Snake and Big Boss...

*reverse-engineers a Metal Gear and uses it as a getaway vehicle*

Get on!

We are being chased by Darth Vader's clone on a motorcycle!

*Shoots Kylo Ren off the motorcycle*

Watch out ! It's a dead end !

*We fall off the cliff and land in a sea of chocolate pudding*

Ummm, I don't think I want to know what kind of creature either needs to eat this amount of chocolate pudding, nor do I want to know what kind of creatures live in it.

No problem.
*gives you jet pack*
*I put on a jet pack and reach the top*
Shit,I think we lost the parts when we crashed..or did we ?

Yep, we lost the parts. Since it's chocolate pudding they should all be floating on the surface.

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