I got a chainsaw arm n00b!
*Chainsaws Jerray's arm off then kicks him with a roundhouse kick, babyyy!*
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
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*Meanwhile, Godzilla and Cthulhu show up and start fighting each other, and they both step on us and our assailants*
*I hit em with 10 rockets to da face*
*Godzilla falls down crushing 50% of the buildingz!*
*A big neon sign lights up that reads "MASTURBATION BREAK"*
*Godzilla and everybody else starts masturbating*
* I jerk off to some hawt lesbian porn*
* I shoot Jerray in the dick with dual Uzi's!*
*Another neon sign lights up that reads "SEX BREAK"*
*Everybody including Godzilla starts having sex with each other*
Let's fuck some of the female snipers!
HELL YEAH!
*Fucks female snipers*
And now the sniper's boss just showed up. Since it's still SEX BREAK she's in a horny mood.
*Fucks her too*
Heh!
*An alien invasion occurs*
Let's try to fight and have sex at the same time!
Dude I'm confused lol.
Who's we? How many people are in here? Wtf is going on???
There are about 700 people involved in this orgy.
By "we" I mean everyone involved so far.
Y'know wut? Let's start over lol.
I enter the arena with this kickass machine as thrash metal is blasting in the background!
http://i2.wp.com/demonszone.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2015/01/killmachine.jpg?resize=520%2C520
Maybe we should do a Hunger Games.
Sounds pretty killer!
Alrighty, wut do we do?
list 48 characters that you'd like to see duke it out.
ZOMG DUDE!
48???
The more the better but my brain is rotting right now.
How 'bout a little less?
Two of those will be us.
I'm too lazy, you decide!
Just make sure to put DOOM guy in there!
There are 12 districts, so here's what I got so far:
District A:
Freddy Krueger
Jason Voorhees
Michael Myers
Leatherface
District B:
Bender
Ultron
Fulgore
HAL 9000
District C:
DOOM GUY
DUKE NUKEM
MAX PAYNE
Wolfenstien guy....Lol what' his name?
District D:
TheGamechanger
Jeffay
Tankman (Captain)
Tankman (Steve)
Let me do some editz!
District D:
Jeffay
TheGameChanger
Terminator
Bagman
District E:
Donald Trump
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders
District F:
Colonel Sanders
Ronald McDonald
The Burger King
The Wendy's Girl
District G:
Godzilla
Gordon Freeman
Gamera
BADASS GANGSTA, SON!
District G:
Godzilla
Gamera
Cthulhu
King Kong
District G:
Godzilla
Gordon Freeman
Gamera
BADASS GANGSTA, SON!
Not changing what I did with District G
District H
Gordon Freeman
Badass Gangsta Son
Lora Croft
Indiana Jones
District I
Optimus Prime
Grimlock
Megatron
Starscream
District J:
The Joker
Thug from Kingpin
Master Chief
Eddie Riggs
District K
Bowser
Ganondorf
M. Bison
Shao Khan
District L:
Big Daddy
Red Skull
Scorpion
Sabrewulf
You missed a district.
District I
Mario
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
This should be 48 characters total.
Alright kool!
Now wut?
All I have to do is find square pictures for each of them to put it on a Hunger Games generator website.
It typically takes several hours for the entire Hunger Games to be generated.
How many 'hours?
At least 6.
Need help?
Sure. Just find me good images to represent all 48 characters since that's actually the most time-consuming part of the generator.
The images must be roughly square in shape or else they'll look distorted when the generator refits them.
Jeffay
Oh boy!
*Dropz a nuke*
Now everyone is gone!!!
TheGamechanger
What nuke?
*Jeffay drops a cardboard nuke*
*Jerray then grabs Jeffay by the legs and shakes him until all of the weapons he's hiding drop out. The weapons are then disarmed and dismantled since Jerray is the brother of the sniper's boss*