*leader destroys it* Ugh,he needs a UFO made with these specific parts. I don't know about you but this guy is getting on my nerves.
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
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*Uses my constructo-ray gun on the UFO parts*
There, a UFO of the specific model and parts he wanted.
*leaders throws us in an uncharted land full of mysteries*
Aw,I knew we couldn't trust him..that was quite a fall. Shh,I hear a voice saying "Get over here".
*Uses my teleporter to bring us back to the UFO, then I overthrow the UFO leader with Han Solo and Chewbacca at the controls*
*kills the rest of the aliens expect the babes* What the hell was that voice though?...*head hurts and I start seeing blood and random stuff*.
That was Samus Aran's voice.
I'm not trusting anyone from now on. So where do we go with this UFO? We need bandages for my head.
To a planet full of even more space babes.
You're quite the kidder tonight.We need stronger equipment and guns if we plan on surviving. Show me what your powers can do.
I can wield the force the same way Darth Vader does, for one thing.
But seriously, the planet we're going to is literally named "Planet Sex", mainly because It's one of the few planets you can literally have sex with. (i.e., the planet herself is alive)
Well then we're heading there BUT you better give me some weapons in case we run into some trigger happy bastards on the way. Also just because I can *pisses on Solid Snake's dead body*.
Here's some "Kamehameha Gauntlets", a lightsaber, a weaponized electric guitar, and a pack of fake cigarettes in which each of the fake cigarettes is a different concealed weapon.
That's more fucking like it. *Solid Snake turns a into yellow zombie shooting with a pee gun*.
*Kicks Solid Snake into the airlock and sends him into outer space*
*Bowser suddenly appears and attack the UFO with fire balls*
*Nullifies him with naked Princess Peach clones*
Once we arrive on Planet Sex, I have dibs on the Queen of the Planet, the Princesses of the Planet, and the Planet herself. You can have all the other girls, though.
At least I have something.Oh looks it's a Baby Bowser...I'll take care of this. *Turns into werewolf and destroys him*. I never told you that I had the ability to turn into a werewolf but now you know.
Now what?
We've landed just outside the Royal Palace. To gain the locales trust we must prove how good we are at sex. (I've brought a tentacled blob monster as backup)
"You're a sex maniac!". *lights up cigarette accidentally burning one of the workers on the planet*
I think you just turned that worker "on"
This is creeping me out..*slowly backs off into the UFO* They're gonna rape you!
It's not rape if you enjoy it!
....I have this http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/thegamechanger/the-gamechanger-v1 costume back in the UFO. I think it belongs to you.
Thanks.
Now "it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum".
There's an evil base full of space nazis on the same street as the Planet Sex Royal Palace. You can kick plenty of ass there.
I need to uh.."Impress" the princess first.
Which princess? The redhead, the blonde, the brunette, the blue-haired one, the pink-haired one, the green-haired one, or the purple haired one?
Actually I take that back.I've heard having sex with them gives you Terrible ejaculation pain.
That's just a nasty rumor. They're medically proven that's not the case.
*Lara croft appears outta nowhere killing all the princesses*.
You ate a hallucinogenic mushroom. Lara Croft is actually having lesbian sex with the princesses.
Oops,that was part of my head wound. *we spend the whole night partying with Lara and the princesses*. Well new day,new adventure..where to now?
Since the space nazis I mentioned earlier are still on the planet, let's fight 'em!
*I kick the door that leads to them and then stab the first two guards with my lightsaber*. You take out the other two.
*Kick the two of them in the nuts*
I have the Mask of Loki with me, who should I use it on?
PulserX
*10 minutes pass...*
Shit watch out,they're unloading bullets on Solid Snake..he said to me this "Either we create him a new UFO with these 4D objects or we'll share the same fate as Snake. Do you have any idea how to put these parts together?
TheGamechanger
I already had a backup UFO on me the entire time.
*Goes outside the UFO and opens the pocket-sized UFO container. Upon making contact with outer space the mini-UFO becomes a full-size UFO*