I was high on acid again......SHIT'S AWSOME!
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
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I know that you liked the idea of having a gatling gun penis that can kill enemies with every orgasm, so I think it's about time you get one. We're out of painkillers, so if you want a gatling gun penis then I have to strap you down to a operating chair so you can endure the pain of the installation process.
Hell yeah. Fine.
Three hours pass by with me experimenting with the installation process so that you'd the penis/gun equivalent of a swiss army knife, with you screaming your head off in the process like some sort of metal band leader (your screams also scared away any lingering zombies).
Then shortly afterwards the installation process is complete. Another 30 minutes pass as I clean up the blood and put a small body cast on your crotch so it can properly heal. You can take off the cast as soon as your crotch is no longer in pain.
As for what I did to your cock, you can now switch between 10 different weapon modes just by thinking of that mode. Just make sure your cock is in "fuck" mode or else you'll kill the person you're trying to fuck.
Here are all 10 modes:
~Fuck Mode
~Gatling Mode
~Lightsaber Mode
~Tank Mode
~Drill Mode (In this mode you can cut through diamond)
~Mech Suit Mode (The mech suit can either be human-sized or kaiju-sized)
~Chainsaw Mode
~Missile Launcher Mode
~Beast Mode (In this mode your cock turns into a robotic monster than can devour an enemy)
~Hellbreaker Mode (In this mode you lose all sense of morality as you turn into a complete berserker and break lose some hell on your enemies. This is also the last resort mode since it's the only mode that has a self-destruct button so you can take the enemy down with you)
*I wake up on the edge of a cliff*
Holy hell! What a nightmare!
Freddy Krueger: "Welcome to my world, bitch! What you thought was a dream was the real world!"
Dream on FREDDAY. I still have my normal huge cock.
*Stabs him in the chest n' face multiple times*
U MESSING WITH DA WRONG MAN.
*I wake you up with boiling hot chocolate*
Your crotch is fully healed! We're completely surrounded by mutated, nuke-proof zombies and aliens so help me slay these jerks!
Zombie n00bs.
*attacks em with the weapon of mass destruction*
The zombies laugh at you since they've thought ahead and made themselves immune to that weapon.
Meanwhile, zombie leader Jerray gets married to the daughter of the alien leader, thus combined the zombies and the aliens into one army.
I got ten chainguns installed on my arm.
BAM BAM BAM!
Tracer from the game Overwatch is here to help us with our zombie/alien problem!
She's here to "help" us alright?
*Fuck her*
Well, you can fuck her, but she's here to help kill our enemies.
D.Va from Overwatch has also arrived to help slay our enemies!
Nice!
*Fucks her*
Soldier 76 from Overwatch arrived to get revenge on our enemies for what they did to some old friends of his!
Soldier 76?
Such a generic name.
Reaper from Overwatch is here to help reap our enemies!
He's here to "rape" out enemies.
Bad pun.
Widowmaker from Overwatch is here to snipe our enemies!
Don't insult my puns son!
*Fucks Widowmaker before you do*
NOOOO!
Ah well I got two chicks and you got one. HA!
An enemy breaks in and clogs the toilet, thus causing it to overflow with raw sewage...
There is two ways this can end and in both of em you die!
*I crack open your skull with a hammer and put a full round of bullets into your brain*
To make sure you won't recover from that, I ties up your remains to a rocket and launch it at the nearest black hole.
That was just my clone. Now the real me is here!
*Burns your balls with lighter*
That was a clone too.
*Jerray comes and kills us both as we're busy fighting each other*
Jeffay
What year is it dude?
TheGamechanger
About 30-plus years from real world time.