That was my bad,I was wearing sunglasses so I thought he was some kind of Spartan Warrior.
Hey,look what I found! It's zombie Leonidas..that's just amazing.
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
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THIS IS SPARTA!!! *Grabs Leonidas and throws him at a zombie Caligula*
Oh look, it's Hellboy! (Despite the name, he's another hero)
You fucked up bad pal!
I can currently see 1,000 Spartans charging at us.
Since he's basically an unstoppable one-man army....
*Sends Asura after the Spartans and watches their quick surrender*
I just found this portal to the world of Super Smash Bros. Let's try to recruit the entire cast of Super Smash Bros.
*Clint Eastwood teams up with Bruce lee and they kill them all*
They really do hate them.
They sure hate those Romans.
R.I.P. Spartans.
Meanwhile, I went into the portal and recruited:
Mario
Donkey Kong
Link
Samus Aran
Yoshi
Kirby
Fox McCloud
Pikachu
Luigi
Captain Falcon
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Bowser
Zelda
Ice Climbers
Pichu
Falco
Marth
Young Link
Ganondorf
Mewtwo
Roy
Mr. Game & Watch
Meta Knight
Pit
Wario
Ike
Pokémon Trainer Red
Charizard
Diddy Kong
Lucas
King Dedede
Pikmin & Olimar
Lucario
R.O.B.
Toon Link
Wolf
Solid Snake
Sonic
Villager
Wii Fit Trainer
Rosalina & Luma
Little Mac
Greninja
Palutena
Robin
Shulk
Lucina
Dark Pit
Bowser Jr.
The Koopalings
Duck Hunt
Mega Man
Pac-Man
Ryu
Cloud Strife
Corrin
Bayonetta
Mii Fighters
We still don't have enough badasses!
That's a big pack...let me deal with this *I grab a meat cleaver and kill them all*
They do not have enough badassness power.
*reverses time to before you killed them and I confiscates all of your weapons*
If you took the time to research them you'll find that most of them actually are badass and powerful, otherwise they wouldn't be in Smash.
For example, it's canon that Bowser conquered the universe twice.
And seriously? You don't think that Ryu from Street Fighter is badass?
Besides,any character we recruit that isn't all that powerful we could just keep around for comedy relief.
*Reverses back time again and kills them*
Let me tell you something,we're taking the evil path..we're villians.
*Creates a separate universe in which you didn't kill them*
Unlike you, I'm no villain. from now on, we're enemies. All of the badasses we've recruited agree with me on this.
Get your own villainous team of badasses and come back later.
Heh alright,do you think you can do a hunger games like you did with the previous guy that was in here?
Yes. Should we do three of them? One will be solely for villains, one will be solely for heroes, and the last one will be for both heroes and villains.
Do whatever works BUT you take the heroes and I'll take the bad one's.
Which 24 villains should I put in for the Hunger Games?
24 huh?
Gimme all the bad guys we recruited and take the good guys.
We didn't recruit any actual villains. Ganondorf, Bowser, and Wolf are basically anti-villains so they don't really count.
So go recruit some villains of your own and come back to me later.
After we do the Villain Hunger Games, I'll do the Hero Hunger Games and then finally the Hero vs Villain Hunger Games.
I've recruited:
1.Darth Vader
2.Hitler
3.Trevor Phillips
4.CJ
5.Big Smoke
6.Ryder
7.Evil Ryu
8.Scorpion
9.The black Knight [Shovel Knight]
10.Postal Dude
11.Jason Voorhees
12.Michael Myers
13.Freddy Krueger
14.Scream
15.Leatherface
16.The Joker
17.Scarface
18.Salad Fingers
19.Wesker
20.Carnage
21.Voldemort
22.Venom
23.Darth Maul
24.Grim Reaper
Hey duder,I've recruited:
I've recruited:
1.Darth Vader
2.Hitler
3.Trevor Phillips
4.CJ
5.Big Smoke
6.Ryder
7.Evil Ryu
8.Scorpion
9.The black Knight [Shovel Knight]
10.Postal Dude
11.Jason Voorhees
12.Michael Myers
13.Freddy Krueger
14.Scream
15.Leatherface
16.The Joker
17.Scarface
18.Salad Fingers
19.Wesker
20.Carnage
21.Voldemort
22.Venom
23.Darth Maul
24.Grim Reaper
Who the heck are numbers 4, 5, and 6?
I can't believe you've never played GTA San Andreas.
They probably weren't that badass anyway.
*replaces them with Kefka, Frieza, and Cthulhu*
Also, I don't think that some of the others you've recruited are actually villains.
Hey.I AM the recruiter *Replaces them with Abomination,Hannibal Lecter,Zeus.
Who? Hitler is a villain so is Darth Vader and so are the horror movie characters I've got in there.
It's going to take several hours to make the Hunger Games. It'll be ready in 24 hours.
Meanwhile, this'll keep you busy...
*My bodyguard gorilla grabs ChaingunSnake from behind, pulls his pants down, and starts fucking him*
You're a funny guy,you know that?
*Grab a chair then breaks it on your head then grabs a knife and keeps stabbing you 50 times in the face until your nostrils are gone and finally grabs a shotgun and shoots your limbs off now you're on the ground begging for mercy..I take your money then smash your head against a concrete wall*
Nice, you just killed one of my many clones.
Lol. *Sparta kicks you into Lava*.
Nice, there goes another one of my clones.
*Sends you to a strip club*
*Drops a nuke on the Strip Club then walks away as it is exploding behind my back*.
That's it, I'm adding you to the Hunger Games.
Hell yeah.
I'm adding myself to the Hunger Games as well.
Hells yeah.
Did you set up the Hunger games yet?
Almost. Will show the first phase in 3 hours (mainly because a movie i really wanna watch is going to premiere in less than 30 minutes. (Luckily it's a TV movie so I'll work on the Hunger Games in between commercials.)
In the meantime, have you ever heard of Super Mario Bros. Z?
No I haven't.
It's a very good tribute to Dragon Ball Z using Sonic and Mario characters. So if you like Dragon Ball Z-styled fights, go check it out. The entire series is getting a reboot, but the all of the original 8 episodes are on Newgrounds.
Anyways for our second Hunger Games, I'm going to put the main villain from Super Mario Bros. Z in it.
ChaingunSnake
Oops,perhaps we can find someone else? It's hell DAMMIT.
TheGamechanger
In Hell no one can be killed, because the demons enchanted the place so that everyone can heal from any injury so that the demons can torture them forever.
Asura will recover, but not before trying to kick our ass first. So we better apologize to him, especially since it's canon that he killed the creator god of his own universe.