STAGE HAZARDS
(The following things thing involve Cthulhu are null and void if Cthulhu is someone's user icon)
* Awakening Cthulhu
* Trying to persuade Cthulhu to your side
* Sentient statues of Cthulhu
* Pillars falling on you
* Being driven to madness by Cthulhu
* Getting eaten by Cthulhu
* Tentacle porn
* Bottomless pits
* Drowning in the surrounding ocean
* Lovecraft cultists