STAGE HAZARDS
* The accumulated sewage of the user icon audience
* Bottomless pits
* Drowning
* Sewer gators
* Sewer snakes
* Sewer dragons
* Sewer rats
* Sewer mermaids (They're ugly and evil)
* Slenderman
* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and their foes (i.e. Shredder, Kraang, Slash)
* Getting flushed
* The Big Mighty Poo