STAGE HAZARDS
* Food poisoning at the food court
* The merchandise
* Buy 1, get 10 free sales (I'm using artistic license here!)
* Busting the water main and causing a flood of water that will completely fill up the mall if you went to the security room and locked all the exits from there
* Paul Blart and the mall cops
* Breaking the aquarium tanks and letting loose whatever was in there
* Using the merchandise the start a fire to engulf the mall, especially if you ruptured a gas pipe
* The amusement park attractions
* The water park (Currently in construction, is part of the new expansion plans)