No problem at all.
*Hits them all with Roar of time*
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
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Unfortunately have have several villains that have power over time, so time attacks won't work.
Looks like we have no choice but to do a good ol' fashioned war.
Who one of these cowards want some?
*cracks knuckles,puts on Spartan gear,lights a cigar and flexes* "Let's kick some ass"
*Gets my phone out and starts dialing*
"Hello, is this the Avengers? We need your help."
*Takes phone from you and calls a bunch of cowboys and bikers*
They should help.
*takes phone back and alerts the U.S. armed forces with it*
They should help.
*Takes phone back again and calls NG mascots"
They should help.
*Takes phone back again and calls the Ghostbusters*
They should help with the paranormal enemies.
*Takes phone back and calls Myth busters*
They should also help.
"Hey you evil bastards! I know all of you are evil, but which one of you is the evilest?"
Villain #1: I AM!
Villain #2: NO, I AM!
Villain #3: NO, ME!
*Cue the villains temporarily fighting amongst themselves over who's the evilest*
That should give us enough time to call for me backup.
*Airplanes drop bombs*
There's so many of these enemies that the war will continue until New Year's Day.
Meanwhile...
*Uses phone to call the Justice League*
Meanwhile.....
*Pico is blasting with his UZI'S while Dad is chainsawing baby skeletons while Scrotum is eating Knights while the avengers are destroying demons while the ghost and myth busters are discovering secrets while the army force is still dropping more bombs*
*Calls the Men in Black and each and every generation of the Power Rangers*
*shoves a sword through your chest while yelling "Stop calling so many people"*
That doesn't faze me. Besides, we need all the help we can get in order the defeat the evil army.
You're right *heals you*
*Calls the star wars gang*
Here comes a horde of zombie ninjas!
i'm too tired...
Look! An overturned military truck! I'll go check it out!
....Score!
I came back with:
3 flamethrowers
2 bulletproof vests
1 taser
4 chainguns
2 assault rifles
5 rocket launchers
6 boxes of sticky grenades
8 AK-47s
7 hunting rifles
4 grenade launchers
2 handguns
3 katanas
27 boxes of extra ammunition
6 boxes of marshmallows
6 boxes of graham crackers
6 boxes of chocolate
21 boxes of beef jerky
7 coolers full of root beer
5 coolers full of bottled water
4 coolers full of watermelon slices
3 boxes of sourdough bread
6 coolers full of corned beef
7 coolers full of roast beef
8 coolers full of crispy bacon
6 coolers full of sirloin steak
6 coolers full of lettuce
3 coolers full of tomatoes
5 coolers full of potatoes
7 coolers full of American cheese
2 portable deep friers
2 portable microwaves
2 portable ovens
Now we have extra weapons and we can use the flamethrowers to make s'mores from the food boxes I found!
Holy weapons!
*shoots 1,000 skeletons with chaingun and burns 2,000 knights with the flamethrower than eats a beef jerky*
*Finds a tank and starts shooting at the zombie ninjas*
*slices demons with Katana*
*Duke Nukem suddenly appears and starts punching the shit out of some poor enemy soldiers*
*Postal dude shows up and hits skeletons with his shovel and pisses on them*
*The crew of the USS Enterprise shows up and starts to fight alongside the Star Wars crew*
*5,000 Mobsters show up and they are shooting us with AWP'S*
*Cloud Strife shows up and slaughters them all*
*Kratos shows up and rips off Claude's head*
*Stormtroopers and Redshirts fighting each other*
*Kratos facepalms because he killed Claude from GTA instead of Cloud*
*Spawn and Hellboy show up and start killing enemies*
*Mario and Sonic jump on heads*
*Bowser shows up and starts roasting some zombies*
*Luigi laughs in the background*
*Luigi is winning by doing absolutely nothing*
*I slice even more enemies but this time with a Machete*
*Uses some of the food and kitchen equipment I found the military truck to cook us some bacon cheeseburgers with french fries*
I would make mashed potatoes but we don't have any gravy.
ChaingunSnake
Oh that's because I dropped the nuclear warhead.
TheGamechanger
Thanks. Now we're outnumbered and surrounded by zombies, vampires, death knights, flaming skeletons, demons, and hordes of villains and their respective minions.