Yeah it's tasty.
Nah,I'll chill here with Lee Everett*
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
- Level:
- 50
- Exp Points:
- 27,340 / 27,750
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- 476
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- 9.10 votes
- Rank:
- Police Officer
- Global Rank:
- 11,298
- Blams:
- 4
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- 835
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- 10%
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I came back from the enemy camp and I've brought:
4 lightsabers
6 plasma rifles
3 boxes of porn
3 crowbars
8 coolers full of beef gravy
7 coolers full of frozen fettuccini alfredo dinners
8 coolers full of frozen pizzas
Fascinating.
Few moments later...
*Megatron damages our base and kills Ghosts Busters*
*Megatron then captures the ghosts of the Ghostbusters using their own equipment*
Suddenly, the Autobots join the battle!
*They kill Myth Busters,Duke Nukem*
*I shoot Megatron with a plasma rifle killing him as he falls on one of our boxes and we lose:
3 katanas
27 boxes of extra ammunition
6 boxes of marshmallows
6 boxes of graham crackers
6 boxes of chocolate
21 boxes of beef jerky
7 coolers full of root beer
5 coolers full of bottled water
4 coolers full of watermelon slices
3 boxes of sourdough bread
6 coolers full of corned beef
7 coolers full of roast beef
8 coolers full of crispy bacon
6 coolers full of sirloin steak
6 coolers full of lettuce
3 coolers full of tomatoes
5 coolers full of potatoes
7 coolers full of American cheese
2 portable deep friers
2 portable microwaves
2 portable ovens
Good thing I made false boxes. I hid the actual boxes so that they wouldn't get damaged. We didn't lose anything!
Also, the Autobots are the good guys, so they wouldn't kill Duke Nukem or the Mythbusters. The Decepticons would kill them, so luckily I made holograms of Duke Nukem and the Mythbusters as a diversion. So the Mythbusters and Duke Nukem didn't get killed, only their holograms.
Out of topic:
Y'Know this adventure is boring if nothing bad happens to the main characters.
*A group of armored cultists break into the base and kidnap ChaingunSnake*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Turns out it was my clone.
Pftt,they kidnapped the wrong man.
*A chocolate bodyslams the gamechanger into Oblivion,an uncharted land full of treasure surrounded by lava and darkness flow upon it*
*I use my portal gun to escape, ends up in Alcatraz*
Ah come on!
I turn once again villain and kill:
Postal dude
Duke Nukem
Autobots
Star Wars crew
Ghost busters
Myth busters
US army soldiers
Gandalf
Mario
Luigi
Sonic
Then teleport you into lava.
The lava heals me and then I turn villain and take over the world.
We both sit on our thrones watching the world get destroyed.
THE END
We walk out of the movie theater and then aliens from outer space join the legions of Hell.
Looks like we have to fight for real.
That was a nice movie but now it's happening for real.We cant use any super powers in the real world.
*Punches alien and smashes his head on concrete*
*Some alien tentacles grab us*
I've seen enough porn to know where this is going...
I'm done
*cuts off electricity*
Congratulations, you've just released a monster made entirely of electricity.
I'll call him Electric-Man
He's our buddy.
*The legions of Hell start using giant monsters*
Damn, where's Godzilla when you need him?
*Spawns Godzilla and Gamea*
I think you mean "Gamera"
Heh,yeah.
Godzilla and Gamera are teaming up against Cthulhu! And Cthulhu is winning!
That's bananas
*shoots Chultltuttltlltltutu with an RPG*
*No damage is taken*
*Spawns Zeus's sword and stabs Chultlu repeatedly with it*
*Zeus's sword tickles Cthulhu*
*shoots you with gun*
That tickles.
*shoots with you a nailgun*
*Runs you over with a semi truck*
*Throws meat cleavers at you*
*Catches them and uses them to fight zombie dragons*
*Makes you swallow aspirin*
Thanks, my headache is now gone.
*Hits you with a steel chair on your brain*
*kicks you in the groin*
ChaingunSnake
*slaps you for writing two "The"
Fun fact:Did you know that the username "Mario" isn't taken yet?
TheGamechanger
No.
Enjoying your bacon cheeseburger?
I'm teaming up with Bigby Wolf to raid an enemy camp for more weapons and food. Wanna come?