Ah,alright.I need real women not stupid dolls.
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
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There's a group of virgin succubi right behind you.
Meanwhile, me and @MuramasasEdge enter a kart race with a bunch of evil monsters with rare battle equipment as the grand prize.
*creates a rocket launcher that fires sperm balls*
Tom Fulp is being attacked by an evil mob of squirrels! Let's help him out!
*urinates on the monsters and Sparta kicks them off a cliff*
*hits you with a shovel across the face and grabs tom and flies away in the air*
*a lone squirrel manages to bite ChaingunSnake in the balls*
*Wade Fulp comes to my aid and takes the shovel away from you*
That was nothing but a scratch.
*Karates the shit out of Wade and takes my cool shovel back*
Oh sh*t, you shouldn't have done that.
Now all of Newgrounds' mascots are pissed off at you. Get ready for a fight!
Total destruction I wreak upon every living thing I see.
*Hadoukens Hank then chainsaws Dad then rips Pico in half then pisses on Scrotum and finally stabs Salad Fingers with a syringe*
*a group of monsters overpowers you and straps you to a restaining device, then uses a machine that takes away all of your powers*
*The power-draining machine is then taken to a place that's well beyond your reach*
Looks like you're going to have to fight the old-fashioned way: your fists.
Like @DaManiac would say.
That was just one of my clones.
*Destroys the area with fire and lava with every monster inside it*
*I stand on Wade's body victorious*
There's Piconjo! Let's screw around with him (aka annoy him)!
*Bodyslams him off the cliff*
*I punch your lights out since you got rid of a potential ally*
That was a massage.
Besides,he's fine....He only lost his arms and legs.
He got them repaired and is coming back this way with an angry look on his face....
We better give him a good reason why you pushed him off the cliff since he's the most lethal character on Newgrounds...
Dude,I'm not even on your side.
He could be a good ally
*Recruits him and now he is coming to kick your ass*
*I proceed to kick your ass instead*
Keep the massages going.
You're weak.
*Falcon punches you to lava*
Godzilla, EAT CHAINGUNSNAKE!
Bring it Weakzilla!
*launches Godzilla to the moon*
*Sends you on a one-way trip to Hell*
Have fun being tortured by demons!
We're already in hell.....
No, we broke out of Hell in December.
I just simply sent you back to Hell.
You dream.
*Teleports back and attacks with lightning like @Zeus*
*Sends you to Freddy FazBear's Pizzaria*
*pukes on Freddy then comes back striking with the falcon kick*
*grabs your leg and slams you to the floor*
*I then rip your head off*
Me: Priest, can you cleanse this body of all the evil in it? I want to purify this poor soul.
*Priest purifies ChaingunSnake, but the purged evil creates a new body for itself*
Me: Oh shit.
*wakes up*
Woah,it was just a horrible dream.
*Destroys Foxy,Balloon boy and the rest of these weaklings*
*The room you're in starts to flood and all of the exits are blocked*
*Teleports to Gordon Freeman's house*
*Gordon beheads you with his crowbar*
Turns out he was just hitting a Moose head.
*Shoves the crowbar up his ass*
*DaManiac sticks a shotgun in your butt and starts firing rounds in your ass*
Looks like he was just shooting Gordon Freeman's face which looks like ass.
*Teleports to The Pyro's house*
The Pyro's house turns out to be condemned due to anthrax poisoning.
*Goes back in time*
*Teleports to The Heavy's house*
*The Heavy rapes you in the butt*
ChaingunSnake
*freezes time and then disarms the bomb*
TheGamechanger (Updated )
A blow-up doll is a sex toy, not a bomb.