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TheGamechanger
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Age 30, Male

Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)

Joined on 4/8/14

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1y 3m

That wasn't me..I just gave him a sex doll.

The Grim Reaper is here.... he says that you've caused too much death and destruction for your own good.

No problem,he is my buddy anyway.

Now I am a three man team..Grim Reaper,Piconjo,Me...Go ahead and recruit three and let's have a battle.

I choose Rognar the Unbeatable Titan, Cthulhu, and SCP-682.

5v3 ?

What kind of unfair shit is this ?

You said recruit three, so that's what I did.

You recruited 4....

Count again:

1) Rognar the Unbeatable Titan

2) Cthulhu

3) SCP-682

Oh shit,I thought Titan was a separate one...My bad.

In that case * I recruit Kratos*

4V4....Let's do this!

How about 5V5?

*Recruits Spawn*

How about a 10v10 ?

*Recruits Megatron,Terminator,Robocop,The Hulk,Dad*

Hey you with the Christmas hat,where have you been ?

I'm going on a small vacation over the weekend that starts tomorrow, so I'm a bit preoccupied with preparations.

Holy molly dewd!

These 10 pagez were better to read than some boring punk ass books!

My precioussss, where isss my preciousssss....

Holy shit, Killer Instinct is AWESOME!

PEP SEMEEEN!

How 'bout changing the topic?

Bro, how 'bout changing the topic a little bit?

Link me some p0rn or something.

*Gives you badly-drawn porn of Donald Trump*

*gives it to one of my hot stripperz!*

*Signs Jerray up as a pornstar for Pornhub*

LMAO! Who da hell is Jerray?

Your evil twin.

Oh hell naw! These stripperz belong to me only!

*Snipez Jerray from da roof*

*The heavily muscular Jerray survives and comes rushing over to you for close quarters combat*

*Shoots him in the ballz with muh sniper*

PWNED!

*Jerray rips your balls out with his bare hands in return*

Guess what dude???
My balls have grenades inserted in em!

*Jerray explodes*

Guess what?

Jerray's a military cyborg, so he's built to withstand any explosion as well as a EMP!

DAMN YOU JERRAY!

*Shoots myself in the head and re-spawns with my ballz back*

*Runz him over with MONSTER TRUCK!*

*While the two of you are fighting, the stripperz decide to run off with another man*

Nope! The stripperz are loyal to me! I spent over 5000 on em!

*Punches Jerray with brass knuckx!*

*Unknown armored snipers kill the stripperz*

Mysterious armored guy on a roof with a Megaphone: "We're here to pick up the $5069.07 you borrowed from our boss. Pay up or die!"

NOOOOOO MY STRIPPERZ!

Btw, I stole that money! I didn't borrow it n00bs!

*Throws napalm bomb at em!*

*The snipers call in an army of heavily-armed reinforcements*

Now we're completely surrounded!

*Jerray hits Jeffay on the back of the head with a sledgehammer*

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