Jeez dewd, chill!
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
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I am chill. All I said is that if you don't know something, then since you have the internet at your disposal it's easier to Google Search it own your own than it is to ask someone on the internet.
Don't make me put one right between your eyez!
*Puts a squid on your balls and the squid starts fondling them*
LOL!
*Puts a cockroach up your ass and it tickle!*
*I send a succubus to sit on your lap*
*You obtain fire powers as a result of fucking her*
YEAAAH!
*Burns you*
*gets fucked by you*
UGHHH! I DONT LIKE MAN BEWBS!
*Shoots your dick off with a sniper rifle*
How's da hunger games doing?
Still working on it. It's a slow process since it's the biggest Hunger Games I've ever done.
*Sends you on a plane to Playboy Mansion where you can fuck all the girls you want*
BIG as this DICK! Heh!
Nice nice nice! *fucks em all*
*gives them all your equipment as a tip*
*one of them was a robot bomb made by a terrorist and she explodes as you fuck her*
Now there's cum everywhere! HOLY SHIT!
*Forces you to lick it*
Umm, you do realize that she exploded as in "kills or injures anyone caught in the fiery blast (thus killing all of the girls)" and not "explode with cum"?
Yeah dude I know, she exploded with cum!
*Forces you to swallow it*
*The police arrest you for being a pimp*
Pimpin' aint easy!
*Breaks out of the handcuffs like a pro then kills all the pigs with dual uzis!*
*a SWAT team is called in to subdue you*
* I disguise as a pig and tell em " Uhh I just arrived and I found all these bodies"*
Pftt n00bs!
*They don't buy it and fire a barrage of bullets and tear gas at you instead*
LMAO THESE N00BS!
I'm wearing armor that deflects bullets!
*They all die and I piss on all over the SWAT car*
*Navy SEALs are called in with armor-piercing bullets and rocket launchers to kill you*
*Meanwhile a local prankster throws a stink bomb inside the building*
*On the place where you came from via an airplane, a rival or yours that has always beaten you at everything decides to kill all of the snipers you've fucked*
My hawt snipers...NO...
*I drop a REAL nuke this time killing everything and teleport to planet....?*
*I use a time-reversing device to rewind to before you dropped the nuke, then collects all of the nuclear weapons in the world and launches them into outer space before detonating them. I then have the time-reversing device self-destruct*
*Meanwhile, you get abducted by hot alien chicks, who also happened to abduct your rival who killed your female snipers*
Ooooh alien chicks? Liara from Mass effect?
* I fuck em all then take their hi tech weapons and get da fuck outta there looking for my rival!*
The alien chicks are from a variety of alien races, including ones with tentacles.
Your rival is inside the spaceship you just left, however the spaceship just left so you're going to have to get another spaceship to catch up with it. There is a racing challenge on the planet you're on, in which the grand prize is a sleek new spaceship that has an autopilot mode and a built-in hot tub.
LMAO! Ok then
* I cheat the race by teleporting*
Now gimme dat spaceship!
Teleporting is against the rules, so you're going to have to win it the fun way.
You're up against some stiff competition too:
Jerray
Darth Vader
Spock
Doctor Who
Commander Shepard
Samus Aran
Bender
The only rules for the race are:
1) No teleportation
2) No going out of bounds
3) Weapons are allowed, but no killing your opponent
4) You must have someone sponsor you to enter the race
5) You must build you own race-pod to enter the race
Fuck the race! Fuck this planet! I'm going back to my sexy stripperz on earth!
*Teleports back to earth*
*Blows up Earth with you on it*
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts And I looked and behold, a pale horse And his name that sat on him was Death And Hell followed with him.
I'll be back for revenge in the hunger games n00b!
Dude don't tell me you put me and you in the same district!
*Teleports your unconscious body to the spaceship that has the hot alien chicks and the rival that killed your female snipers*
*The alien chicks use their technology to resurrect both the female snipers as well as your strippers that the snipers killed*
I slice the aliens with a lightsaber as a thank you!
Now mah eyes are on you!
*Pokes your two white eyes, tears your stupid hat in pieces, headbutts your dick repeatedly, and runs you over over over and over with the batmobile*
*Gets put in an alien Mental asylum*
*You wake up from your dream and start fucking all of the girls on board the ship after you send the guy who killed the snipers out the airlock*
*One of the girls is a space princess, and as a result you are declared king of the universe*
Wait wut? Dream?
Yep, what you typed in your previous post was all a dream.
HG done yet?
Nope. You may have to fap to pass the time.
Jeffay
Wtf is a Rio Olympics?
TheGamechanger
Look it up yourself, I'm not going to bother explaining it to you.