43 minutes brah!
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
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*Gives you $1,000,000,000,000 and teleports you to Hollywood*
Go crazy with the spending money I gave you!
*Spends 100k on strippers
*Spends 500k on cool gunz
*Spends 200k on cool Metal Albums
*Spends 600k on porno magazines
Don't forget to invest in some of it so you won't lose all of the money!
*Spends 100k on moar stripperz!*
*Gives 700k to charity*
*Gives 10000k to charity*
*A politician takes 800000k from charity*
*Slays Politician with machete*
*I play a game of poker with you, putting the ownership rights to our strippers as something to bet with. This makes a grand total of 1,000 strippers as betting money*
*flips over the table and gets mah ass outta there*
*Gives you the addresses of a few notable porn actresses*
HELL YEAH MAN!!!
*Fucks em all!*
*Gives you the addresses of a few more porn actresses*
Holy hell dewd, you take em. I'm outta energy! Fucked 1,000 stripperz in less than an hour!
*I wait for 6 months to pass, then I sign you up as a porn star*
I'm a Pimp you idiot!
Jerray is the porn star!
*Bitchslaps u*
Unfortunately, Jerray sold your pimp rights to the highest bidder just to earn a quick buck.
I can't wait to get my hands on that bitch Jerray?
How's da hunger games doing bro?
As I'm still trying to set up my Hunger Games, you can try your hand at it.
Here's the link to the generator. You just need to click on the option that says you are 13 and over.
Looks really simple 'n easy. I could get it done in about sec!
You can also enter in custom events.
Add one where you fuck stripperz!
How's the Hunger Games you're making? Don't forget to screencap all of it so I can see it!
One of custom events I'll add is having the contestants fuck each other.
Actually I haven't started it yet man!
When is urs gonna begin? I'm hyped!!!
Be patient. I can confirm that thanks to my custom events you had group sex with Godzilla.
Patience is not something I have!
*Jerray uses a taser on you and runs away laughing*
*Throws a shuriken at his asshole*
Is da HG done dewd?
Jerray deleted my progress and now I have to start all over again!
Ur kidding, right?
I wish I was. There's a time limit on the generator that deletes your progress after a certain amount of time has passed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM0dbwDc2FE
Make it less than 48 dewds this time!
Every time there's a delay, just blame it on Jerray for being a bastard.
Freakin' JERRAY!
Alright bro, restart it but makes IT 24 CHARACTERS this time!
*Jerray kidnaps some of your relatives and sells them to human traffickers*
Dude go make it!
Going to take a while, please hold as you listen to this elevator music:
Jeffay
Woah ha!
What makes it take so long dewd?
Yeah, I'm gonna go see some sweet bewbs!
TheGamechanger
How about some badass music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seXbQfCLjME