Ay now! Let's just do the whole district A, B thing so I make sure gay ass DBZ isn't gonna be there!
mmmmm stripperz yeaah
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Jerray's in the same elevator as you, fucking some of your stripperz.
District A
Jeffay
Jerray
TheGamechanger
Kratos
EWW! No he isn't.....it's just hot pussy in there!
Lol no dude...you got it wrong. I don't want JERRAY and YOU in the same district as me.
District A:
Jeffay
DOOM Guy
Duke Nukem
Max Payne
*Jerray seals up the elevator and has it slowly flood with water*
District B:
Hitler
Kim Jong-Un
Grim Reaper
Satan
*Takes stripperz out of elevator then pisses in the water and throws Jerray in it*
District C:
Trevor Phillips
Needles Kane
Piggsy from Manhunt
Vaas
*Jerray burns down a children's hospital with the patients still inside*
District D
Godzilla
Cthulhu
Gamera
King Kong
*Slashes Jerray's nipples with two Katanas and then the children become zombies with assault rifles constantly shooting at Jrray*
District G:
Sexy Badass Stripper 1
Sexy Badass Stripper 2
Sexy Badass Stripper 3
Sexy Badass Stripper 4
*Jerray recovers and blows up the Mall of America*
District E
God
Donald Trump
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
*I blow up Jerray's house*
District F:
Agent47
Vinnie from Sift Heads
Jules Winnfield
Corvo
*Jerray blows up Earth*
Lol Jerray you idiot, a plastic earth doesn't count!
*Blows up ALL of Jerray's equipment*
So sup? HG got fucked in the ass again?
Nope. I simply fell asleep.
*Jerray chews on your arm*
The delaying, the delaying son!
*Cuts arm off and replaces it with a kickass robotic arm that shoots shotgun shells*
*Shoots Jerray right in da stomach, baabyyy!*
Nanomachines, Son!
DAYUM! That sounds intense!
*You take a nap and conquer the world in your sleep*
*I burn Jerray's face with a cigar*
*Jerray cums all over the Hunger Games data, forcing me to clean it*
*I force you at gunpoint, n00b!*
Create the hunger games right now or get a bullet right through da eyez!
*Activates force field*
Hahaha, can't get to me now!
*Your stripperz pin you down and have a fivesome with you*
OH YEAH BABY! U LIKE IT?
*Cums and and then destroys force field with dual rocket launchers*
*Godzilla arrives and decides to fuck you in the ass*
*Takes a hammer, puts some nails in your brain and then BAM*
Godzilla can never ever reach my ass!
*Forces you to watch scat porn*
*Godzilla reaches your ass anyway and causes your ass to be in massive pain because of it*
*A T-Rex then eats you*
Okay. Now go create the hunger game!
Are we gonna continue this or will ya delete mah comments again?
I'll continue it.
GO!
*massive rumbling*
EARTHQUAKE! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Who cares dewd?!
I'm on a killing spree!
*Kills n00bs while earthquake is happening!*
Oh shit, here comes the tsunami that the earthquake caused!
*Pisses in it*
*I surf the tsunami, accidentally shooting you in the crotch as I try to snipe some thugs*
*Earthquake intensifies and causes the local volcano to erupt*
*Drinks 100 bottles of beer n' passes out*
*You wake up on a desert island full of hot french maids with Judas Priest music playing in the background*
Sounds like my fucking kind of place!
*Fucks french maids*
*The local tribe of islanders show up and start worshipping you as a god*
Jeffay
Make it 24 characters this bro!
Let's decide who they are....u start first!
TheGamechanger
It's going to be some of the characters from the 48 character Hunger Games.
Speaking of which, the elevator I put you on leads directly to the Hunger Games. All you have to do is wait. Also, the elevator is full of stripperz.