*BuRnz em all with flamethrower then fucks the dancers!*
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
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*They build a temple in your honor to appease you*
*I call up Jerray " Saying ay n00b, 1 on 1 right now!".*
The local tribe of islanders tie Jerray up and bring him to you. They also contact Walter White to supply you with meth.
*Shoots him with assault rifles, bazookas, shotgun, chainguns*
I GOT MAH REVENGE!
*Drives back to strip club!*
Umm, you're on an island, so you can't drive back to the strip club.
*You order your island worshippers to build you a strip club*
*Another evil version of you called Jafar beheads your favorite slut just as you're still fucking her*
I shoot in both eyes with a crossbow!
A gay version of you called TheGaychanger starts fucking Jafar in the ass!
*Flys back to da strip club!*
*You arrive at the strip club to find it burned to the ground, the result of a terrorist attack from ISIS*
Finds out where the base of these pieces of shit are and then dual wields TWO NUKE ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND BAM THEY'RE DEAD!
*You don't look where you're going and fall down an open manhole*
Turns out it was an alternate path back to mah house!
*Headbangs to Metallica!*
Your pimp activities caught up with you and you're put under arrest.
*Gives em free bacon!*
*You serve out the 15 years you were sentenced and are released*
It doesnt work like that son!
It was actually Jafar serving the sentence since he looks like me!
During these 15 years, I got a new strip club, fucked more stripperz, Jerray's corpse is gone, TheGaychanger keeps having threesomes with dudes.
*A group of cultists bring Jerray back to life with a new body an he begins his revenge scheme by making improvements to his own body so that you can't kill him the same way you did to him before*
*Meanwhile, you catch an STD from one of the stripperz*
One nuke from mah rocket launcher and that MoFo's gone!
Hell nah dewd! It was protected!
Jerray's thought ahead and made his own skin become nuke-proof armor. I suggest you do the same so that you can have a good ol' fashioned fight using nothing but your fists and legs.
That's not what your doctor says.
Armor is for pussies!
*Slays Doctor with dual knives*
*Injects you with the STD cure, inadvertently making your skin nuke-proof in the process*
*Jerray's hot sister arrives to side with you*
That's right bitch doctor!
*I call up Jerray and then fuck his hot sister as he is watching!*
Jerray calls his twin brothers Jerrey and Jerrod and they attack you at the same time.
I rage with anger slaying both of his brothers!
Now it's me and you again Jerray!
*Jerray decides to be a bastard and ignore you, and he travels to Las Vegas*
Muhahaa! I'm the pilot!
*Sparta kicks Jerray outta da plane and then I jump after him!*
You do realize that Jerray traveled by limo to Las Vegas (and thus is already in Las Vegas) and the guy you just started a fight with happens to be an innocent pro wrestler who happens to look similar to him?
DAMN YA JERRAY!
*Lands right on muh face as I die once again*
Jerray: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hey bitches!
B3W4R3 of Xtermanat0r! Bring it on Jerray!
Let's blast some metal music in this bitch. \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
*revives Jeffay*
@Jeffay, it seems like you have some competition!
Dude Jeffay's gone!
I am a new killing machine known as Xtermanat0r.
Just gimme a minute, gonna go fuck some strippers!
Too late, Jerray's just finished fucking them all!
That's not how it works, playa!
I got some new sexy strippers! *Fucks them*
Someone changes the channel on the TV in the strip club you're in, and the news comes on:
"BREAKING NEWS - Scientists at NASA discovered a giant meteor i about to strike the Earth within one week. According the data projections the meteor strike will cause a mass extinction event that's worse the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. The size of this meteor is estimated to be 10 miles in diameter."
Interesting. I'll be sure to remove my sunglasses and put on 3D Glasses to view the crash in full effect!
*Drinks lots of beer and passes out till the time comes!*
The news channel continues:
"This is just in. Now that the meteor is with 24 hours before impact, scientist discovered that the meteor contains a z-virus. If humanity survives the impact of the meteor, then it's estimated that a large portion of whatever's left of humanity will become zombies."
*You take shelter in a bunker with bomb-proof glass so you can view the impact without getting hurt*
The meteor strikes just west of Los Angeles causing massive tsunamis to strike the Pacific coastline and the subsequent shockwaves cause the Pacific volcanos to erupt. The meteor impact causes the fault-lines near it to go into overdrive, causing even more tsunamis. The shockwaves and earthquakes then cause the Yellowstone super-volcano to erupt.
Oh yeah baby!
*Rocks out as volcano rushes toward me!*
The lava flow then falls into and open fault-line that was created from the massive earthquakes, sparing you from the apocalypse.
The z-virus that was on the meteor strikes the remnants of humanity, turning two-thirds of them into zombies. Jerray got infected by the z-virus and it mutated him into a muscular super-zombie, however he retains the ability to speak perfect English and still has his intellect, unlike most of the zombies. Jerray thus become the leader of the zombies in the process.
The bunker you were in is containment-proof and has extra hazmat suits, and thus you weren't infected by the z-virus.
Jeffay
I order these n00bs to buy me drugz!
TheGamechanger
Not understanding your language, they interpret your words as an order for an Hawaiian luau complete with hula dancers.