4 hours later, I'm still pissing in that volcano!
HELP! I'm trapped in the dialogue box you're currently reading and can't get out!
Age 30, Male
Sky Tower (ET Time Zone)
Joined on 4/8/14
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- Police Officer
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*A group of zombies breaks into your bunker and rapes your strippers*
The TV news channel has more to tell:
"Using a sample of the z-virus, scientists have tested it out on dogs and discovered that the z-virus can be sexually transmitted."
THOSE ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKERS!
*Pulls out two Sawed Off shotguns and then BAM headshots to all those zombie losers!*
Due to how the virus is transmitted, you'd better shoot the strippers before they turn as well!
Meanwhile, the world creates a new government from the remains of humanity, and is busy trying to stop the zombie threat. So far all of their attempts have failed.
Hell no! I'm not shooting my sexy strippers!
Also I'm sick of this stupid TV.
*Smashes TV with spiked Baseball bat*
Too late, the strippers are zombies now!
Also, the TV wasn't insured so the money' s gonna come outta your wallet to pay for the damages.
Meanwhile, the government sends a army squad to deal with zombified bears near your bunker.
Let em chill out.
Look man my wallet's empty.
*Burns Army squad with flamethrower!*
I don't need any help! I'm a one man wrecking machine baby!
*13 zombie bears break into your bunker and smash your beer/wine cellar*
Haha losers!
I've got a beer in my hand right now and a cigarette on the other one!
*Smashes the beer over some douche's head!*
Broken beer bottle= x10 damage!
*Kills em all!*
*After fighting to hold back the leaks caused by the earthquakes, the Hoover Dam finally breaks, causing a flood of water to ravage the land*
*A group of thieves breaks into your bunker and steals your weapons*
Come on ya idiots! These were airsoft!
My weapons are in my pockets.
*Shoots em all with M16*
You kill the male thieves but the female ones are unharmed. The female theives surrender to you.
"Hey babies, wanna kill some zam bambos?"
"Only if you are able to satisfy us in bed"
"Oh yeah! Who wants the first lick?"
"All ten of us at once"
"I like that! Go ahead and suck it!"
One of them named Jade sucks it while another one named Amber puts her pussy near your face and asks you to lick it.
"Sure thing BABEH!"
During 63x call me the fuckinat0r!
I take a syringe and give you an adrenaline shot.
You?
What makes you think I wasn't in the same bunker as you were?
*Puts on shades* *Cracks knuckles* Reload chaingun*
Let's do this, moFo!
Here comes a cyborg zombie that can shoot missiles out of its chest!
*I dual-wield retractable lightsaber claw-gloves*
Guess what? My shades can fire lazer beams!
*Brofist*
Let's kick some zombie ass and pimp out our bunker in the process! Also, let's split the girls between the two of us so that we have 5 each!
*Triple middle finger to you*
Either buy me 100 bags of cocaine or I'll put a pullet to your head.
And these girls belong to me!
*Buys you 500 bags of cocaine*
*I find 20 female snipers and recruit them so i can have them all to myself since you didn't take me up on my offer*
Time to snort that shit!
NO! All these girls belong to me!
The 20 girls I recruited give you the middle finger for associated yourself with 10 thieves.
Easy..chillax...let's just talk this out!
Alien Invader: I'VE CAPTURED THEGAMECHANGER AND ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF SIPHONING HIS BRAIN FOR INFORMATION I CAN USE TO CONQUER THIS PATHETIC WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lol stupid alien! I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!!!!
We're in luck, it looks like the zombies and the alien invaders hate each other.
Maybe we should sit back and relax as we enjoy watching the war between these two evil armies!
Wtf? I thought you were kidnapped?
I escaped when Jerray (AKA the zombie leader) broke into the alien's mothership and caused mass mayhem as he engaged the alien leader in combat.
Now let's get some popcorn to watch the aliens and the zombies kill each other. If all of easily available popcorn is gone already thanks to the post-apocalyptic world we're in, then we have no choice but to make popcorn the old-fashioned way (AKA the manly way).
No way I'm sitting here!!!
*goes running over 5000000000000 of them with a monster truck!*
Time to play some fitting music with a fitting title:
Xtermanat0r
I gotta take a leak!
*Pisses in volcano*